Neato scores by non film composers

1. Clint Mansell - Requiem for a Dream/The Fountain/Pi
2. Daft Punk - Tron: Legacy
3. Jonny Greenwood - There Will Be Blood
4. Trent Reznor - The Social Network
5. Win Butler - The Box

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Movies that take place over the longest time without time travel

1. The Tree of Life: creation of the universe to present: 13.75 billion years
2. Adaptation: creation of the Earth to present: 4.54 billion years
3. The History of the World, Part I: dawn of man to French Revolution: ~2.4 million years
4. 2001: A Space Odyssey: dawn of man to 2001: ~2.4 million years
5. The Fountain: 1500 AD - 2500 AD: 1000 years

Emma Frost in X-Men: First Class or a Fembot?

HAGS Community!

Community killed it this season but my favorite moment was probably in the first episode:

I am glad that they "moved away from the soap-y relationship-y stuff and into bigger, fast-paced, self-contained escapades."

Community is the new Arrested Development

The Spanish/Anthropology study group is totally the new Bluth family.

• Michael Bluth = Jeff Winger = the straight-man, smug
• Lindsay Bluth = Britta Perry = blonde, hypocritical activist, at times weird sexual relationship with Michael/Jeff
• Tobius Funke = Dean Pelton = ambiguous sexuality, oblivious and socially awkward, makes advances toward Michael/Jeff
• Gob Bluth = Chang = offensive, desperate for approval, low-self-esteem
• Buster Bluth = Abed Nadir = social disorder, esoteric knowledge/interests

Top 10 problems our country faces (per the amount of time the Right gives them)

1. Obama's birth certificate!
2. Anchor babies!
3. Unions!
4. Tax hikes for the wealthiest 1%!
5. Funding NPR & Planned Parenthood!
6. Healthcare mandates!
7. Atheist Islamic Fundamentalists!
8. Michelle Obama wants our kids to eat healthy!
9. Gun control!
10. Abortions without mandatory 2 day waiting periods and pro-life centric counseling!

In honor of the creepy Hayao Miyazaki expressionless character

Howl's Moving Castle

Spirited Away

Princess Mononoke

It's time again for a seal photobomb

http://www.treehugger.com/files/2010/03/survey-penguin.php

30 Rock vs. Community

Average: 30 Rock: 6.29 vs. Community: 7.61

10 Movies that end with awesome songs

• A Scanner Darkly - Black Swan by Thom Yorke
• The Prestige - Analyse by Thom Yorke
• Lost in Translation - Just Like Honey by The Jesus and Mary Chain
• The Bourne trilogy - Extreme Ways by Moby
• V for Vendetta - Street Fighting Man by The Rolling Stones
• Children of Men - Bring on the Lucie (Freeda Peeple) by John Lennon
• The Kids Are Alright - The Youth by MGMT
• The Matrix - Wake Up by Rage Against the Machine
• Rushmore - Ooh La La by The Faces
• The Breakfast Club - Don't You (Forget About Me) by Simple Minds

Top 10 Arcade Fire Songs

1. Wake Up - Funeral
2. Intervention - Neon Bible
3. Keep the Car Running - Neon Bible
4. Rebellion (Lies) - Funeral
5. The Well and the Lighthouse - Neon Bible
6. Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains) - The Suburbs
7. Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels) - Funeral
8. (Antichrist Television Blues) - Neon Bible
9. Windowsill - Neon Bible
10. Haiti - Funeral

This is intentional, right?

10 movies about The Suburbs

1. Blue Velvet
2. E.T./Gremlins
3. Brick
4. Home Alone (or any John Hughes movie)
5. Most any Richard Linklater movie
6. The Truman Show
7. Back to the Future
8. Revolutionary Road/Little Children/American Beauty/etc.
9. Mallrats
10. Any movie from the 1980s

The meta double entendre

Inception and Buffy the Vampire Slayer both share this moment where a character explains to our protagonist the absurdity of their reality and how they must be dreaming.

Inception: Chased around the globe by anonymous corporations and police forces, the way the projections persecute the dreamer? Admit it: you don't believe in one reality anymore.

Buffy: Cause what's more real? A sick girl in an institution, or some kind of supergirl, chosen to fight demons and save the world? That's ridiculous. A girl who sleeps with the vampire she hates?!? Yeah, that makes sense.

This serves two purposes, first to advance the plot of questioning whether the protagonist is dreaming and second to give a wink to the audience at the artificiality of what they are watching.

Basically my point is that Buffy already did it Inception! Buffy even had to face the decision of killing her (subconscious) friends so she can wake up. In similar Inception fashion, the episode ends ambiguously, leaving open the possibility that the entire show is just some St. Elsewhere delusion. Give her the kick Willow!

My understanding of how presidential elections are won

• Obama: (see Bush II)
• Bush II: Gore claims invention of internet, ocular degeneration in the elderly
• Clinton: Played sax and said he wear boxers on national TV
• Bush I: didn't ride in a tank, something about a million lights
• Reagan: morning in America, Where's the Beef?, never uses the word "malaise"
• Ford: Redford and Hoffman discover DNC break in
• Nixon: Jane Fonda sits in anti-aircraft gun
• LBJ: girl looking for daisies is nuked
• JFK: Nixon was too sweaty
• Eisenhower: wins WW2, had the better jingle
• Truman: paper preemptively calls election for Dewey, voters vote opposite

11 Most Anticipated Films for 2011

1. The Tree of Life: Terrence Mallick brings his lush cinematography... to space!
2. Super 8: J.J. Abrams and a crazy cryptic teaser trailer.
3. The Adventures of Tintin: Steven Speilberg is back!
4. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo: David Fincher, this man can do no wrong.
5. X-Men First Class: Magneto as a teenager, wuht!?
6. The Muppets: Jason Seigel killing it.
7. Harry Potter 7.2: Meh, seems obligatory.
8. Rango: Hope it is as crazy as the teaser made it out to be i.e. the first 30 minutes of Pirates 3.
9. Hanna: Child assassin.
10. Captain America: Hoping.
11. Scream 4: Ghostface with an iPhone!

Best movies 2010

For the first time since such lists began, I cannot come up with 10 films worthy of a top ten list. TV is better these days anyway.

1. Inception
2. The Ghost Writer
3. The Kids Are Alright
4. Toy Story 3
5. How To Train Your Dragon
6. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
7. Shutter Island
8. Tron: Legacy

Very notable MIA: The Social Network, Black Swan, The Fighter, Winter's Bone and more for sure.

Best music of 2010

Albums

1. Congratulations, MGMT
2. The Suburbs, Arcade Fire
3. My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, Kanye West
4. This is Happening, LCD Soundsystem
5. Contra, Vampire Weekend

Songs

1. Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains), Arcade Fire
2. F*ck You, Cee Lo Green
3. Power & Runaway, Kanye West
4. Cousins, Vampire Weekend
5. Drunk Girls, LCD Soundsystem

Most played iTunes tracks in 2010

1. 100,000 Fireflies, The Magnetic Fields
2. F*ck You, Cee Lo Green
3. Run, Vampire Weekend
4. Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains), Arcade Fire
5. Gold Digger, Glee Cast