My first Photosynth

Sorry Mac/Linux users, Microsoft hates you. But for the rest of you, check out my Photosynth of a pond I saw in New Orleans. Didn't work quite so well but it was able to stitch 5 or so photos together of the pond.

More Haikus

Coraline

Visually moving

Kid behind me terrified

Traumatized for life

Bottle Shock

Wow this was boring

"The next Little Miss Sunshine"

P. Travers is dumb

Lost Highway

Breasts and red curtains

And surreal antagonist

David Lynch smiles

Robocop

I am Robocop

I represent Fascist state

I also kick ass

Where Tracy Jordan and I agree

As the tagline of my non-hit movie Cruise Ship says, "I'm getting to
old for this ship."

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Movie Haikus

I am going to give something new a try. In the tradition of my minimalist writing style (aka laziness), instead of writing a lengthy review or analysis of a film, which may require all sorts of grammar and punctuation, I will write a simple haiku. I never read nor write poetry but I have owned a Beanie Baby so I expect I am qualified.

A History of Violence

David Cronenberg

Auteur of heads exploding

No heads explode here

Alan Moore's Worst Nightmare

Watchmen: The Videogame

Is Nite Owl II fighting ninjas? Moore hasn't been this irate since Watchmen Babies in V for Vacation.

5 Scariest Metaphysical Lynch Characters

1. Garbage Monster - Mulholland Drive: One of the most terrifying film moments ever. It only appears for a few seconds but you totally don't see it coming (and cannot explain the reason for it).

2. Mystery Man - Lost Highway: Robert Blake in white makeup with a video camera. Made scarier by his real-life actions. 

3. Killer BOB - Twin peaks: Incarnation of pure evil, king of the Black Lodge, and wears a jean jacket ensemble. I imagine he smells and has poor hygeine.

4. Old Couple - Mulholland  Drive: WTH? Mini black-and-white elderly couple stalk Naomi Watts at the height of her insanity.

5. Kid and elderly lady - Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me: Not so terrifying on the television series but when he is running around in that mask, crazy scary.

Honorable Mention: Frank - Blue Velvet: A real blood and bones character but is too bizarre to exist in any world. And my favorite Lynch creation. 

"A candy-colored clown they call the sandman..."

My Favorite Dr. Horrible Lyrics/Quotes

Captain Hammer: Stand back everyone, nothing here to see! Just imminent danger and in the middle of it me! 

Captain Hammer: Seems destiny ends with me saving you.

Dr. Horrible: With my freeze-ray I will find the time to find the words...

Penny: Bad Horse, the thoroughbred of sin?

Captain Hammer:  It may not be too classy begging to just to eat. But you know who does that? Lassi. And she always gets a treat.

Captain Hammer: Home is where the heart is so the real home is in your chest.

Captain Hammer: She showed me there are so many different muscles I can flex. They're the deltoids of compassion. The abs of being kind. It's not enough to bash in heads, you have to bash in minds.

Dr. Horrible: Say it was Horrible! Get a pic, do a blog! Heroes are over with.