Ultimate Movie Haiku

The Room
(dubbed over by Tommy Wiseau)

I did not hit her!
You are tearing me apart!
How is your sex life?

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Synecdoche, New York

Kaufman's horror film.
Existential fear and dread.
Fun for everyone.

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Let the Right One In

The Swedish "Twilight"?
More violence than abstinence.
Stay away from pool.

Watchmen

Retribution. (out)
Who watches the Watchmen? (out)
God help us all. (out)

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Coraline

Visually moving

Kid behind me terrified

Traumatized for life

Bottle Shock

Wow this was boring

"The next Little Miss Sunshine"

P. Travers is dumb

Lost Highway

Breasts and red curtains

And surreal antagonist

David Lynch smiles

Robocop

I am Robocop

I represent Fascist state

I also kick ass

Movie Haikus

I am going to give something new a try. In the tradition of my minimalist writing style (aka laziness), instead of writing a lengthy review or analysis of a film, which may require all sorts of grammar and punctuation, I will write a simple haiku. I never read nor write poetry but I have owned a Beanie Baby so I expect I am qualified.

A History of Violence

David Cronenberg

Auteur of heads exploding

No heads explode here