Top 10 problems our country faces (per the amount of time the Right gives them)

1. Obama's birth certificate!
2. Anchor babies!
3. Unions!
4. Tax hikes for the wealthiest 1%!
5. Funding NPR & Planned Parenthood!
6. Healthcare mandates!
7. Atheist Islamic Fundamentalists!
8. Michelle Obama wants our kids to eat healthy!
9. Gun control!
10. Abortions without mandatory 2 day waiting periods and pro-life centric counseling!