Wednesday, February 16, 2011

10 movies about The Suburbs

  1. Blue Velvet
  2. E.T./Gremlins
  3. Brick
  4. Home Alone (or any John Hughes movie)
  5. Most any Richard Linklater movie
  6. The Truman Show
  7. Back to the Future
  8. Revolutionary Road/Little Children/American Beauty/etc.
  9. Mallrats
  10. Any movie from the 1980s

Sunday, February 13, 2011

The meta double entendre

Inception and Buffy the Vampire Slayer both share this moment where a character explains to our protagonist the absurdity of their reality and how they must be dreaming.

Inception: Chased around the globe by anonymous corporations and police forces, the way the projections persecute the dreamer? Admit it: you don't believe in one reality anymore.

Buffy: Cause what's more real? A sick girl in an institution, or some kind of supergirl, chosen to fight demons and save the world? That's ridiculous. A girl who sleeps with the vampire she hates?!? Yeah, that makes sense.

This serves two purposes, first to advance the plot of questioning whether the protagonist is dreaming and second to give a wink to the audience at the artificiality of what they are watching.
Basically my point is that Buffy already did it Inception! Buffy even had to face the decision of killing her (subconscious) friends so she can wake up. In similar Inception fashion, the episode ends ambiguously, leaving open the possibility that the entire show is just some St. Elsewhere delusion. Give her the kick Willow!

Thursday, February 3, 2011

My understanding of how presidential elections are won

  • Obama: (see Bush II)
  • Bush II: Gore claims invention of internet, ocular degeneration in the elderly
  • Clinton: Played sax and said he wear boxers on national TV
  • Bush I: didn't ride in a tank, something about a million lights
  • Reagan: morning in America, Where's the Beef?, never uses the word "malaise"
  • Ford: Redford and Hoffman discover DNC break in
  • Nixon: Jane Fonda sits in anti-aircraft gun
  • LBJ: girl looking for daisies is nuked
  • JFK: Nixon was too sweaty
  • Eisenhower: wins WW2, had the better jingle
  • Truman: paper preemptively calls election for Dewey, voters vote opposite