Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Neato scores by non film composers

  1. Clint Mansell - Requiem for a Dream/The Fountain/Pi
  2. Daft Punk - Tron: Legacy
  3. Jonny Greenwood - There Will Be Blood
  4. Trent Reznor - The Social Network
  5. Win Butler - The Box

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Movies that take place over the longest time without time travel

  1. The Tree of Life: creation of the universe to present: 13.75 billion years
  2. Adaptation: creation of the Earth to present: 4.54 billion years
  3. The History of the World, Part I: dawn of man to French Revolution: ~2.4 million years
  4. 2001: A Space Odyssey: dawn of man to 2001: ~2.4 million years
  5. The Fountain: 1500 AD - 2500 AD: 1000 years

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Friday, May 13, 2011

HAGS Community!

Community killed it this season but my favorite moment was probably in the first episode:


I am glad that they "moved away from the soap-y relationship-y stuff and into bigger, fast-paced, self-contained escapades."

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Community is the new Arrested Development

The Spanish/Anthropology study group is totally the new Bluth family.
  • Michael Bluth = Jeff Winger = the straight-man, smug
  • Lindsay Bluth = Britta Perry = blonde, hypocritical activist, at times weird sexual relationship with Michael/Jeff
  • Tobius Funke = Dean Pelton = ambiguous sexuality, oblivious and socially awkward, makes advances toward Michael/Jeff
  • Gob Bluth = Chang = offensive, desperate for approval, low-self-esteem
  • Buster Bluth = Abed Nadir = social disorder, esoteric knowledge/interests

Monday, April 11, 2011

Top 10 problems our country faces (per the amount of time the Right gives them)

  1. Obama's birth certificate!
  2. Anchor babies!
  3. Unions!
  4. Tax hikes for the wealthiest 1%!
  5. Funding NPR & Planned Parenthood!
  6. Healthcare mandates!
  7. Atheist Islamic Fundamentalists!
  8. Michelle Obama wants our kids to eat healthy!
  9. Gun control!
  10. Abortions without mandatory 2 day waiting periods and pro-life centric counseling!