Medic
Played by: Stephen Colbert
Why? He looks like the medic! Might be able to do a German accent?Sniper
Played by: Hugh Jackman
Related role: Australian in AustraliaWhy? Can wear a hat and hold a gun. And is Australian.
Played by: Jackie Earle Haley
Related role: Rorschach (Watchmen)
Played by: Mickey Rourke
Related roles: The Wrestler, Sin City
Why? Tough mo-fo, blocky face, can play the lughead
Played by: Viggo Mortensen
Related roles: Eastern Promises, The Lord of the Rings, A Perfect Murder
Why? Can play stealth (LotR) and do some serious close range damage (Eastern Promises). Good with women (A Perfect Murder).
Pyro
Played by: Jackie Earle Haley 
Related role: Rorschach (Watchmen)
Why? Can act well behind a mask, can McGuiver himself a flamethrower on the spot
Soldier
Played by: Mickey Rourke
Related roles: The Wrestler, Sin City
Why? Tough mo-fo, blocky face, can play the lughead
Spy
Played by: Viggo Mortensen
Related roles: Eastern Promises, The Lord of the Rings, A Perfect Murder
Why? Can play stealth (LotR) and do some serious close range damage (Eastern Promises). Good with women (A Perfect Murder).
Demoman
Played by: Mos Def 
Why? Mos Def is cool, the demoman is cool
Played by: Vinnie Jones
Related role: Juggarnaut (X-Men 3)
Why? Large enough to hold Natasha
Played by: Simon Pegg
Related role: Scotty (Star Trek)
Played by: Tobey Maguire
Related role: Peter Parker (Spiderman)
Why? Quick, limber, NY based character
Why? Mos Def is cool, the demoman is cool
Heavy
Played by: Vinnie Jones
Related role: Juggarnaut (X-Men 3)
Why? Large enough to hold Natasha
Played by: Simon Pegg
Related role: Scotty (Star Trek)
Why? Nerdy and overconfident
Scout
Played by: Tobey Maguire
Related role: Peter Parker (Spiderman)Why? Quick, limber, NY based character
*Thanks Matt for the idea
2 comments:
this is weird. maybe you should be BFF w/ the other Basu
I already am. I have seen him a lot more than you in the past year. At least in a virtual avatar form.
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