The MLIA post

My Life Is Average aka MLIA is the new Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle. It is also the anti-Chuck Norris meme in that the most mundane daily incidents are flouted unlike Norris' superhuman feats. For instance, today, I got bored at work so I looked up my favorite MLIA posts and copy-pasted them to my blog. MLIA

• Today, I turned off the lights in my basement as I left. I was alone, so I ran up the stairs because it was dark. MLIA

• Today, the internet informed me that "the page cannot be displayed". I refreshed the page, and turns out it actually could be displayed. MLIA.

• Today I microwaved something for 33 seconds rather than 30 because it was easier to push the same button. MLIA

• Today, I set my alarm for 6 in the morning even though I didn't have to wake up until 8 just because I knew I would be able to fall back asleep for 2 more hours. MLIA

• Today I turned 11. I did not receive a letter from Hogwarts. MLIA

• Today, I tried to comment back on my friend's wall, but accidentally put it as my status. I deleted it as my status. No one noticed. MLIA.

• Today I installed a program and it asked if I had read and agreed to the terms and conditions. I hadn't, but I clicked 'yes' anyway. The program didn't know I lied, and began to install. MLIA.

• Today at school I leaned back in my chair and it made a farting noise. I casually did it again so everybody would know it was the chair. MLIA

• Today, I took a scantron test at school. I realized I got 5 b's in a row. I went back to check each one because it made me feel uncomfortable. MLIA

• Today, I read one page of a book. When I got to the bottom of the page, I realized that I did not pay attention to anything I had just read, so I reread it. MLIA

• Today, Microsoft Word decided to shut down without explanation. I chose not to send an error report to Microsoft. MLIA

• Today, I put my iPod on shuffle. I skipped most of the songs to get to the ones I like. MLIA

• Today, I wrote an English paper and when I double spaced it I felt like a champ. MLIA.

• Today I realized that the blinker of the car in front of me was synchronized with mine. Then I realized mine was actually a little faster. MLIA.

Thanks sistah for the tip!