Emory in the movies!

No, I am not talking about Into the Wild or the scene in Road Trip where the quad is supposed to be UT: Austin's. I am talking about the upcoming film adaptation of Deborah Lipstadt's History on Trial. Lipstadt, a Jewish Studies professor at Emory, had to go on trial to defend her claims that David Irving is a liar for denying the Holocaust. (Europe you are pretty cool but that kind of libel law is not cool). Anyway, she won! Cinemtical suggests a scholarly Emma Thompson play the role of Lipstadt, but may I offer a few suggestions?

• Lipstadt must outrun Nazis in a 1930s style motorcycle double seater by driving through the DUC in an ode to Indiana Jones III/IV.
• Lipstadt be played by Sarah Silverman. Hilarity and inappropriate Holocaust jokes ensue.
• Lipstadt throws Irving from the top floor of the Woodruff Library Vertigo-style.
• Lipstadt stands outside Harris dormitories and yells, "Cowards!"
• Lipstadt is a cantankerous professor who has a heart attack and dates a former student who is now an ER doctor. And her daughter is totally a Young Republican and has a loser brother played by Thomas Haden Church. It will be called The Problems of White People.