Things the Bluth Family Calls Michael

• "You came for me, Michael ... or should I say Robot ... I'm sorry if you don't have enough RAM but there is such thing as brotherly love." GOB Bluth
• "He's a robot!" Buster Bluth, as his prosthetic hand falls off
• "The boy who couldn't cry..." GOB Bluth
• "Cause he's a chicken! Coo Coo Ka Cha! Coo Coo Ka Cha!" "Michael and women! A Doodle-doo-da-doo! A Doodle-doo-da-doo!" "I was just telling him that! Ka-cha! Ka-cha!"
• "Cause all the women you date are dogs!" GOB
• "You're my third least favorite child" "I can live with that"