What to call the 2000s

• The Imma-Let-You-Finish Decade
• The I-Drink-Your-Milkshake Decade
• The Shit-Just-Got-Real Decade
• The Popped Collar Decade
• The Ed Hardy Decade
• The America-Will-Give-Up-All-Its-Principles-For-The-Illusion-Of-Safety Decade
• The Worst Decade