30 Rockisms I use in conversation

• Mindgrapes: (n) thoughts
• Jack: (v) to vomit from over excitement
• Liz: (v) to urinate from over excitement
• Lemon (v) to waste or ruin
• Reaganing: (n) a perfect streak

Merry Christmas!

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Thank you Videogum! Now I realize how messed up it was to show this movie to my entire middle school.

10 Great movies to fall asleep to (aka movies I fell asleep to)

1. Last Year at Marienbad

2. Any Jacques Tati movie (Trafic)

3. Any Terrance Malick movie (Badlands)

4. Any of Robert Altman's late work (A Prairie Home Companion!)

5. Russian Ark

6. The Seventh Seal (More like the Grim Sleeper, am I right?)

7. The Tale of Despereux (high recommended, very quiet, color pallet neutral, perfect sleep movie)

8. Woody Allen movies (Manhattan, Deconstructing Harry come to mind)

9. Kar Wai Wong movies (Chunking Express)

10. Encounters at the End of the World

Tim Burton ranked

1. Beetlejuice
2. Batman Returns
3. Ed Wood
4. Edward Scissorhands
5. Batman
6. Sleepy Hollow
7. Sweeney Todd
8. Mars Attacks!
9. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
10. Corpse Bride
11. Big Fish
12. Alice in Wonderland
13. Planet of the Apes

Dekalb County is not full of rubes!

Dekalb is my favorite Georgian county! Ouch 30 Rock, ouch.

Glee reaction shots

Shows that got less Emmy Nominations than Two and a Half Men

• Big Love
• Community
• Treme
• The Life and Times of Tim
• It's Always Sunny in Philedelphia